"Support"
The quotation marks are doing a lot of heavy lifting there
Plot Twist
We don't actually sell lube. Never have. Probably never will.
This entire website is a comedy project. The reviews are jokes. The products are fake. The "Buy Now" button does absolutely nothing. You've been reading fiction this whole time. Sorry if you got your hopes up. Or your credit card out.
Actual Questions You Might Have
Now that we've ruined everything
Wait, so I can't actually buy this?
Correct. There is no lube. There never was any lube. The lube was inside you all along. Wait, that came out wrong. You know what we mean.
Are the reviews real?
The ones we wrote? No, those are fiction. The ones people submit? Also fiction, but written by strangers on the internet, which somehow makes them funnier. It's a collaborative comedy project at this point.
Why does this website exist?
Because someone thought "what if we made the most elaborate fake lube company website possible?" and instead of saying "that's ridiculous," everyone said "yes, and?"
Is the health advice real at least?
Actually yes! That part is legitimate. We figured if people were going to read a fake lube website, they might as well learn something useful. The health page has real, accurate information. We have standards. Low ones, but they exist.
Can I submit my own fake review?
Absolutely! Go to the homepage and scroll down. We approve the funny ones and reject the ones that are just weird. There's a fine line. We walk it daily.
I'm mildly disappointed but also impressed?
That's the exact emotional state we were going for. Thank you for validating months of work on a fake lube website. Our therapists are fascinated.
Actually Want To Talk?
We're listening. Mostly for money.
Advertising Opportunities
If you're a brand that thinks "yes, I want my product associated with a fake lube website" then honestly, we respect that energy. Get in touch below and let's talk about putting your logo somewhere inappropriate.
Thanks for visiting our elaborate joke. We put way too much effort into this.
No lubricants were harmed in the making of this website.
Mostly because there aren't any.